Simplicity Within Complication

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Ummpphhh. Why the fuck isn’t he hot?! Look at him! He’s a Sex God.
2. His arms. I mean his entire body is amazing, but his arms especially. *Squueezzeee*. Can you imagine those around you? Lifting you up? Holding you down? Of course you can.
3. He can sing, dance, and act. Sooo…he can serenade you, twirl you around the room and then pretend to be Wolverine and fuck you in the coat closet really quickly and roughly because you know, you’re Jean Gray-Summers and Cyclops will be home in 15 minutes.
4. Fuck The Scruff (literally? yes, please), this man rocks a beard like nobody’s business.
5. He’s Australian. That accent and that slang and that perma-tan and that all around awesomeness which seem to be just a birthright to all native born Australians? Is fucking hot.

Ahah. I spent two hours on that blog looking for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. And then I found him. I think I may murder my best friend for this man. Probably not, but I’d consider it. :D